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Arggh me matey, it's I Barnacle Breath Helga! Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day and I'm struggling with how to celebrate whilest at an ashram..."Ahoy, walk the plank you scoundrel" doesn't go over so well during silent meditations (go figure). Thar be no talkin' a cat whilest we raise! Instead I will share a great knowledge of pirate name creation. Avast ye, below thar name generator!
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
Today I'm grateful for booty, fine lasses, and whiskey (okay, not really but it felt appropriate given the holiday).